Thursday, January 21, 2010

Bad things come in fours?

I think I'm beginning to go overboard with this "freedom of speech" thing. But it's a stage all bloggers go through so I won't bother with it (I feel the power raging inside me because no one will ever know who I am, Muhahahahahahahahhaha). So... On to the main topic... ._. (where are the stupid emoticons when you need them?). *ahem* It was a dark and stormy night when I clicked on the "next blog" link cos' I was ultra bored. All of a sudden, the computer screen flashed and I was instantly teleported to a new blog. As I attempted to explore this mysterious new territory, something caught my attention. Making sure not to startle the strange object, I crept slowly towards it, trying my best to stay hidden in the shadows. But it's acute senses found me out and I was only able to catch a glimpse of it before the elusive rarity disappeared (you can stop humming the jaws theme music now). The first time I had seen something so beautiful, yet so dangerous... "KNITTING!!!!!!". Haha, that was interesting wasn't it? Aaanyway, I found a blog about knitting and had no interest in it whatsoever. So I skipped it and pressed the button again. To my extreme surprise, it was about knitting again. So I laughed it off and blamed it on coincidence, pressing the button again. And once again, knitting had followed me to the next blog, and I slapped my forehead. GO AWAY KNITTING!!! Then I pressed the button again and (let's say it together) "knitting!? What on Earth is going on here?" So now I'm completely convinced that the number 4 is evil. Forget Friday the thirteenth, just include Thursday the fourth into your calender so it doesn't take you by surprise. I have yet to find other evidences that 4 is cursed, other than the fact that if you break four mirrors you'll get 28 years of bad luck (speaking of which, if breaking a mirror is bad luck, shouldn't making a mirror be good luck? Therefore glass companies are the luckiest places on Earth where leprechauns have tea-breaks and plant four-leaf clovers? And all the employees win the lottery and have a unicorn to escort them back home everyday?), and that four idiots are four times as stupid. Meanwhile I shall try and find out why there are so many blogs about knitting but so few on games.
(Finish the sentence: A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife,.....
Ans: But a Tiger Wood)

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